Unicorn Steak with Rainbow Sauce

$32.99 – Enjoy the impossible experience of eating the mythical unicorn. Infant horses are raised, from birth, to believe they are unicorns. A small cone is duct-taped to the nose of the foal, at birth, to simulate a unicorn horn. The horn “grows” as the horse does. As the “unicorn” grows up, it indoctrinated to […]

Beer Battered Bear

$17.99 – Only the finest North American black bear. We take farm raised black bear, bred for their aggressiveness and lightly batter the breast meat for deep frying in the finest whale oil. The stress hormones from the bear’s anger makes the meat especially tender. Served with a bear fat pan gravy and a side […]

Hare Hummus

$17.99 – Hummus made from minced hare meat, whale oil, and goat paste; baked under low heat. Comes with ostrich chips for dipping.

Bison au Gratin

$17.99 – Alternating layers of shaved bison and assorted cheese smothered in cream and baked in the oven to perfection

The Buck Massacre

$17.99 – Man venison filet topped with a peppery blood sauce