$29.99 – We buy the belly meat of golden eagles, harvested using simple subterfuge. Discount shopping circulars are distributed in the area surrounding the eagles’ habitat, advertising a sale on the bulk purchase of mice at the pet store. Eagles cannot turn down a good bargain. They are easily felled when approaching the fake storefront. We fry the eagle belly meat until crisp and serve it with a Hollendaise sauce made from eagle egg yolks.