The Bacon Leviathan

$38.99 – A monstrous serpent of bacon arising from a sea of soft scrambled eggs and sour cream foam for dipping. This beast is meant to be defeated by a large table of diners. Only the righteous and mighty can order this beast of an appetizer.

Clowned Beef

$24.79 – Thin slices of choice round, prepared by our team of highly-trained clowns. After being cooked, the beef is garnished with a dash of beef-cracklin confetti and is served with a decorative intestine balloon.