$32.99 – Enjoy the impossible experience of eating the mythical unicorn. Infant horses are raised, from birth, to believe they are unicorns. A small cone is duct-taped to the nose of the foal, at birth, to simulate a unicorn horn. The horn “grows” as the horse does. As the “unicorn” grows up, it indoctrinated to believe it is a unicorn using the latest brainwashing techniques. The faux-unicorn also receives unicorn etiquette and comportment training. Porterhouse unicorn steaks are harvested when the horse is two-years old, having graduated from “unicorn university”. Served with a rainbow colored unicorn pan gravy sauce.